“Flying Dog’s Top 10 Things To Do Before You Die That Guarantee Fulfillment and Triumph Before Humankind Is Vaporized on December 21.”
- Get a face tattoo of Mike Tyson.
- Go streaking up to the quad and into the gymnasium.
- Do a number two off of a hot air balloon.
- Ride a mechanical bull naked.
- Walk 500 miles. Then walk 500 more.
- Go scrunchie shopping with Steven Seagal.
- Sing “We Didn’t Start the Fire” on karaoke night.
- Be involved in a high speed chase.
- Make and eat a turkducken.
- Kill Nicolas Cage.
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