“Flying Dog’s Top 10 Things To Do Before You Die That Guarantee Fulfillment and Triumph Before Humankind Is Vaporized on December 21.”

1. Get a face tattoo of Mike Tyson.
2. Go streaking up to the quad and into the gymnasium.
3. Do a number two off of a hot air balloon.
4. Ride a mechanical bull naked.
5. Walk 500 miles. Then walk 500 more.
6. Go scrunchie shopping with Steven Seagal.
7. Sing “We Didn’t Start the Fire” on karaoke night.
8. Be involved in a high speed chase.
9. Make and eat a turkducken.
10. Kill Nicolas Cage.

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